FUN: Zum Thema Banken und deren Bezug zum Kunden…


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Wie behandeln Banker ihre Kunden? Wie rohe Eier. Und wie behandelt man rohe Eier?

Man haut sie in die Pfanne!

FUN: Verdammt gute Erklärung…


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Die Ehefrau kommt früher als erwartet nach Hause und findet ihren Ehemann im Schlafzimmer beim Sex mit einer sehr attraktiven jungen Frau.

Sie war einigermaßen aufgeregt. „Du bist ein respektloses Schwein“ schreit sie. „Wie wagst Du es, mir das anzutun – einer treuen Frau, der Mutter Deiner Kinder! Ich verlasse Dich. Ich reiche die Scheidung ein!“

Der Ehemann erwiderte: „Warte eine Minute wenn Du mich noch ein wenig gern hast, ich kann Dir sagen was geschehen ist.“

„Gut, fang an“ schluchzte sie, „aber das sind die letzten Worte die Du zu mir sagst!“

Und der Ehemann begann: „Gut, ich wolle gerade in mein Auto einsteigen um heimzufahren als mich diese junge Frau hier fragte ob ich ihr helfen kann. Sie schaute so niedergeschlagen und hilflos aus, ich hatte Mitleid mit ihr und sagte, sie soll einsteigen.

Ich bemerkte, dass sie sehr dünn ist, nicht gut angezogen und schmutzig. Sie sagte mir, dass sie schon drei Tage nichts zu Essen hatte.

Ich hatte Mitleid, brachte sie hierher und wärmte ihr Enchiladas (mex. Maisomelette mit Chili) welche ich für Dich letzte Nacht gemacht habe und wovon Du keine gegessen hast weil Du abnehmen willst.

Das arme Ding verschlang sie in Sekunden.

Außerdem brauchte sie eine Reinigung. Ich schlug ihr vor eine Dusche zu nehmen und während sie duschte stellte ich fest, dass ihre Kleidung schmutzig und zerrissen ist und habe sie weggeworfen.

Dann brauchte sie etwas zum anziehen, ich gab ihr die Designerjeans die Du schon ein paar Jahre hast und nie getragen hast, weil Du glaubtest, dass sie zu eng sind.

Ich gab ihr auch die Unterwäsche die ich Dir einmal zum Geburtstag schenkte und die Du auch nicht getragen hast, weil Du sagtest, dass ich keinen guten Geschmack habe.

Ich fand die Sexy Bluse welche Du von meiner Schwester zu Weihnachten bekommen und auch nie getragen hast nur um sie zu ärgern. Ich schenkte ihr auch die Schuhe, welche Du in einer teuren Boutique gekauft hast und auch nie benützt hast, weil einige in Deiner Arbeitsstelle dieselben haben.“

Der Ehemann nahm sich ein Stück Brot und setzte fort:
Sie war so dankbar für mein Verständnis und die Hilfe als ich sie zur Tür begleitete und drehte sich zu mir mit Tränen in den Augen um und sagte:

„Bitte hast Du noch andere Sachen die Deine Frau nicht benutzt?“

Satire: Sittenwidrige Löhne sollen verboten werden…


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// Satire an

Heute einigten sich Union und FDP darauf, das sittenwidrige Löhne zukünftig verboten werden. Als ein sittenwidriger Lohn wird angesehen, welcher um ein Drittel unter dem Durchschnitt des branchenüblichen Lohnes liegt.

Wer jetzt denkt, dass dies flächendeckend gilt, der irrt. Nur in bestimmten Branchen soll dies zu Anwendung kommen und ich weis schon in welchen: Staastsangestellte, Fluglotsen, Bankenmanager, Bundestagsabgeordnete, usw.

//Satire aus

Software: google wave – gemischte Gefühle


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Bildschirmfoto 2009-10-13 um 20.11.09.pngJetzt konnte ich mal ein paar Stunden mit wave.google.com spielen. Mein Eindruck ist danach gespalten. Mir ist es noch nicht so ganz klar, wo es hingeht. Momentan wird es als Chat Plattform genutzt. Natürlich sind auch nicht so viele „waves“ zu sehen.  

Wave ging von dem Ansatz aus: „Nehmen wir an es gibt keine E-Mail, wie würden wir das heute lösen?“

Doch dies als E-Mail Ersatz zu sehen tue ich mir sehr schwer. Das Ganze befindet sich noch schwer in der Entwicklung. Z.Bsp. sind die Latenzzeiten schon recht lange. Der grüne Punkt (nein, nicht der zum recyceln) welcher anzeigt, ob der Benutzer online ist, fehlt noch. Usw. Es braucht noch Zeit. Auch der Zugang ist noch nicht intuitiv genug. Wann füge ich was wo ein?

Doch gleich zu sagen YAUATWYT (yet another useless application to waste your time) ist verfrüht. Es hat potenzial, definitiv. Es kommt nur darauf an, was die Gemeinschaft (neudeutsch für Community ^^) daraus macht.

Ich freue mich darauf endlich einen eigenen Account zu haben, um noch tiefer einzusteigen. Vielleicht geht mir dann ein Lichtlein auf. ^^

FUN: Nach der Wahl


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„Es ist eigentlich egal, welche Farbe die Kugel hat, welche mich erschießt.“

Zitaturheber unbekannt.

Da ist was dran. 😉