Sind Bahnfahrer Masochisten?


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Dieser Gedanke kommt mir immer mehr in den Sinn, wenn ich die einschlägigen Medien in Sache Bahn verfolge.

Demütigung 1
Verspätete Züge mit garantiertem verpassen des Anschlusszuges mit ausgiebigen Wartezeiten auf zügigen Bahnhöfen, wo der heisse Getränkeautomat selbstverständlich defekt ist und das Bahnhofsrestaurant um 17:58 schliesst. Man will sich auf eine Bank setzen um in einen Wutausbruch zuvorzukommen, aber das geht nicht. Alles verschmutzt, dreckig oder schlicht kaputt. Dann liest man noch am Zeitungsautomat (natürlich defekt) das Hr. Medorn mit dem Aussenminister in die Vereinigten Arabischen Emirate fliegt, um für den Börsengang der Bahn zu werben, erste Klasse natürlich und nicht mit der Bahn. Das jetzt nicht mehr Personen schon Amok gelaufen sind oder brabbelnt, sabbernd am Bahnhof sitzen, wundert mich ehrlich.
Quelle: googlet einfach…

Demütigung 2
Wir werfen einfach mal eine 12 jähriges Mädchen bei Dunkelheit aus dem Zug. Viele Fahrgäste wollten den Preis für die vergessene Fahrkarte für das Mädchen erstatten und legten teils heftigen Protest ein, als die Schaffnerin die Schwarzfahrerin aus den Zug werfen will. Dazu gelte der Grundsatz der Bahn, Minderjährige nicht von der Fahrt auszuschliessen. Doch Grundsätze gelten nicht, sobald es um Geld geht.
Quelle: Zugbegleiterin setzt Zwölfjährige aus – suspendiert

Demütigung 3
Und wo wir schon bei Geld sind. Teils saftige Fahrpreiserhöhungen gefolgt mit spendablen Gehaltserhöhungen für den Bahnchef und den gesamten Vorstand bei Börsengang. Fahrpreiserhöhungen, weil es der Bahn schlecht geht? Trotzt rund 10% Umsatzplus bei den ersten 3 Quartalen 08? Grundgehälter des Vorstandes um mehr als 20% erhöhen,weil es der Bahn schlecht gehe? Da schüttelt der Laie den Kopf und der Sachverständige schlägt die Hände vors Gesicht.
Quelle: Bahn-Desaster setzt Tiefensee unter Druck

Demütigung 4
ICE-Verkehr erst bis Mitte November gestört und jetzt doch bis Weihnachten. Kommt jetzt der Nikolaus und das Christkind noch pünktlich? Werden sich viele Kinder fragen. Wir werden sie vertrösten, den der Nikolaus hat ja seinen eigenes Auto, ähh Rennschlitten und das Christkind seine eigen Luftflotte, ähh Flügel.
Quelle: Zugausfälle noch bis Weihnachten

Demütigung 5
Da zahlt man als Bahnkunde fast doppelt soviel wie früher für eine Reservierung und diese verfällt weil, der Zug verkürzt wurde. Es erinnert mich an Viehtransporte, Gewinnmaximierung mit Transportoptimierung.
Dazu werden die Tarife mal wieder erhöht, wegen dem Börsengang oder wegen den Gehältern der Vorstände, bzw. Bahnchefs?
Quelle: So teuer wird Bahnfahren in Deutschland wirklich

Demütigung 6
Lächeln kostet 2,50€. So übersetzt der „Norbü“ (normale Bürger) den Bedienzuschlag der Bahn für Kartenkäufe am Schalter. Diese wurde dann wegen den Protesten der NorBü und Politikern zurück genommen aber gleichzeitig wird es Rabatte (so um 2009) an Automaten (defekt) und im Internet geben. Rabatt? Aber erst nach einer Preiserhöhung (s.o.).
Quelle: Bahn verzichtet auf Bedienzuschlag

Demütigung 7
Hier kann der geneigte Bahnfahrer seine Eigene Erfahrungen schildern.

Sind also Bahnfahrer Masochisten?
Nun jeder sollte sich die Frage selber beantworten.

// Satire aus

FUN: Was stelle ich am Sonntag Nachmittag mit 1 € an?


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Nun, wenn man sonst nichts vor hat, folgendes:

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🙂

Danke an Chris.

Berater in der Bank, eigentlich Falsch.


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1137473491-8930.jpgWer in eine Bank geht, sucht hin und wieder mal einen Berater in dieser auf. Nur ist dies so nicht richtig. Die Bank ist ein Gewinn orientiertes Unternehmen. Deshalb gibt es keine Berater sonder nur Verkäufer.

Dies sollte immer in Hinterkopf bleiben. Denn dieser ist angewiesen Produkte wie Versicherungen, Anlagen und ähnliches zu „verkaufen“. Der Glaube, hierbei handle es sich um einen unvoreingenommenen Berater ist falsch.

Quelle Foto: http://www.photorack.net

Spruch der Woche


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Habe kleine Dringlichkeit von Zeit.

Ion Tichy

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Bissig und gut. 🙂

Bean Counter:

V Word:

FUN: Neulich beim Elektronikmarkt


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plueschradio.pngPlüsch – was auch immer, so würde ich dies bezeichnen. Gefunden in einem Elektronikmarkt den jeder kennt. Über Geschmack lässt sich bekanntlich streiten, doch sehe ich auch wieder die gute Seite. Jedenfalls mal was anderes. 🙂

Zumindest sticht dieses Plüsch – was auch immer, aus der schwarz-grauen Masse von Radios/CD/was auch immer/Abspieler hervor.

Satire: BRD schon an Russland heimlich übergeben?


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Das einige Amerikaner nicht so genau in Europa Bescheidwissen, ist ja in Ordnung. Aber das sich der Präsidentschaftskandidat McCain auf einem Kongress in Germany mit dem deutschen Präsidenten Putin getroffen hat, ist schon verwunderlich. Sind wir schon hinter der Hand an Russland verschachert worden?

Nein, ich natürlich nicht. Wenn dann schon an Österreich. 😉

Nichts desto Trotz, Allgemeinbildung kann auch einem Präsidentschaftskandidat nicht schaden. Doch seht selber:

// Satire aus

FUN: Achmed the Dead Terrorist – Deutsche Untertitel (Updated)


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Einfach köstlich, wie alles vom Jeff Dunham. Doch schaut selber:

Eure (Geld)einlagen sind sicher…


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// Satire an

Gesehen auf RTL II Nachrichten:

Heute sagte Bundeskanzlerin Merkel in einer Pressekonferenz:

… Wir sagen euch, eure Einlagen sind sicher, weil wir in diesen Tagen vertrauen brauchen…

Wo habe ich das schonmal ähnlich gehört? Ja, genau vom Norbert Blüm:

Denn eins ist sicher: die Rente.

Dann sagte der Reporter, das wir unser Geld jetzt nicht festhalten und sparen sollen, denn dann können die Banken nicht damit arbeiten. Mhh, das könnten sie nur, wenn wir unser Geld unters Kopfkissen legen. Doch wenn wir es auf das Sparbuch legen, dann arbeiten die Banken damit. Toll nach recherchiert.

Vertrauen, sollen wir haben. Na ich weis nicht. Egal was passiert, die Steuerzahler werden das schon richten.

// Satire aus

Interessantes Detail zum Vertag 1990 zwischen Russland und Deutschland


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Hier mal ein interessantes Detail am Rande von 1990:

Dort wurde auch der „Vertrag über gute Nachtbarschaft, Partnerschaft und Zusammenarbeit zwischen der Bundesrepublik Deutschland und der Union der Sozialistischen Sowjetrepubliken“ am 9. November 1990 unterschrieben. Sozusagen die Fortsetzung vom Rapallo-Vertrages oder Berliner Vertrages.

Pikant ist Artikel 3 Absatz 3:

Sollte eine der beiden Seiten zum Gegenstand eines Angriffs werden, so wird die andere Seite dem Angreifer keine militärische Hilfe oder sonstigen Beistand leisten und alle Maßnahmen ergreifen, um den Konflikt unter Anwendung der Grundsätze und Verfahren der Vereinten Nationen und anderer Strukturen kollektiver Sicherheit beizulegen.

Dieser Absatz hat einen ganz klaren Aussageinhalt, welcher schon an eine Neutralitätserklärung gleichkommt.

Dabei handelt es sich im Grunde um die erfüllte Stalin-Noten, welche sich die BRD zur Neutralität gegenüber den Osten verpflichtet.

Ich hoffe das sich unsere Regierung daran erinnern wird, sollte es dazu kommen.