Spruch der Woche…


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“Wenn das Leben Dich in schwierige Situationen bringt, sag nicht, warum immer ich? Sag, los, nimm mich!“

Unbekannt

OSX: Probleme mit AppleUSBEthernetHost.kext…


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Ein Kunde von mir hatte das Problem, das hin und wieder eine Meldung aufpoppte, welche auf einen Fehler mit der “AppleUSBEthernetHost.kext” hinwies.

Der Fehler bezieht sich auf iTunes und lies sich wie folgt lösen.

1. iTunes beenden.
2. Die Datei unter “//System/Library/Extensions/AppleUSBEthernetHost.kext” sichern und dann löschen.
3. iTunes als .dmg laden. Link: http://www.apple.com/de/itunes/download/
4. .dmg öffnen und das iTunes .pkg installieren.

Nach dem erneuten installieren kommt die Fehlermeldung nicht mehr.

Satire: BILD Dir Deine Meinung mit GDL…


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// Satire an

Heute die Schlagzeile in der Bild online: “Nach dem Sieg vor Gericht in Frankfurt – Hier fliegt der Herr des Bahn-Streiks nach Hause”. 
Nunja, mit der Bahn fahren kann er ja nicht. *huaaahahhaaa*

Es wurde ein Vergleich ausgehandelt. Na, was denkt ihr, wie dieser aussieht. „Wenn Du (GDL Chef) nicht mehr wieder gewählt wirst, bekommst Du einen Platz bei uns im Vorstand. Aber jetzt setz unsere Interessen durch…” oder so ähnlich. 

// Satire aus

FUN: Bin ich schon so alt… sch… Werbung…


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Neulich surfe ich auf 9gag. Ich weis, das wenn ich mal auf einer Seite war und dort mir einen artikel angesehen habe, bekomme ich zwischen den Fun (Facts) personalisierte Werbung. So geschen mit ratiodrink. Jeder Werbeblock war ratiodrink aber neulich schloss ich die Augen und murmelte: “Bin ich wirklich schon so alt?” Doch schaut Euch den Screenshot an…

FUN: WG – wie bitte…


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Da besuch ich meinen Freund in Passau und was sehe ich? Während ich das Treppenhaus in den fünften Stock schleppe steige, prangt mir ein grosses Türschild endgegen. WG mit unten angeführten Namen. Da ich noch drei Stockwerke vor mir hatte, fing es an in mir zu rattern…
“WG von Cheyenne Savannah Knödelseder, Knox Léon Glusenkamp, Poppy Honey Volmer und Rocket Maximillano Rietmann“

Die Namen sind frei erfunden, doch sie passen in die heutige Zeit.
Also WG – Wolle Gangbang?…