Rülpst leise, die Nachbarn wollen schlafen


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Schild beim Wirt// Satire an

Neulich beim Wirt um die Ecke, prangte an der Tür zur Toilette folgendes Schild (siehe links). Nun muss man aber auch sagen, das dieses Wirtshaus nicht bis in die „Puppen“ auf hat, sondern oft schon vor 12 Uhr mitternachts zu macht.

Was soll ich denn nun sagen? Bei mir genau 10 Meter vor meinem Balkon ist eine Großbaustelle. Hier wird ab so 6 Uhr morgens geflext, gehämmert, gekotzt und geschrien. Ich beschwere mich nicht. Sondern setzte mir Kopfhörer auf und höre beruhigende Musik. Versuche auch die Vibrationen, welche von der Stereo Anlage von meinen Nachbarn unter mir herauf kommen, nicht wahr zu nehmen (gelingt nur meistens nicht).

Aber ich versuche mich zu arrangieren. Zum Beispiel werde ich, sollte der Nachbar unter mir wiederholt mal morgens so um 5 Uhr, laute Musik spielen, runtergehen. Dann „nett“ auf die Tür einhämmern (nein ich werde mich nicht über die anderen Dellen in der Tür wundern) und sollte er, sie, es öffnen sagen: „So nun bin ich wach…. Was gibt’s zu essen oder ist Dein Kühlschrank leer?“ Merke: ein leergefutterter Kühlschrank tut doppelt weh, vor allem am Wochenende.

// Satire aus

Mal wieder Lidl…


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Da ist er ja wieder, die deutsche Discount-Kette Lidl.

Sie lernen halt nicht dazu oder stellen sich geschickter hierbei an, wie andere Firmen. Doch ist es was neues, Mitarbeiter ausspionieren? Da war doch schon mal was… ja, der BigBrotherAward:

Da sind fast genau die selben Praktiken angeprangert worden, sogar noch schlimmere. Seit diesem Artikel boykottiere ich u.a. auch Lidl.

Wer immer noch nicht genug mitbekommen hat, dem lege ich den Eintrag von Lidl bei Wikipedia nahe.

Ich hoffe das die kein Testballon für andere Unternehmen war.

Aber Hauptsache Lidl ist billig…

Fernsehen am Ostern…


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Beim „zappen“ durch das Nachmittags Programm div. Fernsehsender am Ostern wurde mir klar, warum ich wieder mal ein gutes Buch lesen sollte.

Ich denke das Foto sagt alles:

dasvierteostern.jpg

Damit verschreckt man nicht nur seine Kindern, sondern auch die Ostereier. Da stockt die Milch und der Rahm wird sauer. Ein sichtlich „vollmotivierter“ Moderator von einer „gebt mir all‘ euer Telefongeld“ Abzocke, in einem Hasenkostüm gesteckt und vor der Linse, welche die Welt bedeutet, ab zu hampeln.
Geht es noch Niveauloser? Jo, die Sender werden es sicher noch toppen können.

Ich gehe erstmal zum meinem gut sortiertem 5-Meter Bücherschrank und fische mir was sinnvolles raus.

Trotzdem alle frohe Ostern.

Stellenanzeigen


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//Satiere an

Es lese ich mit einem Kumpel, welcher einen Job sucht, seit langem mal wieder die Stellenanzeigen.
„Jung und erfahren“, diese Worte ziehen sich wie ein roten Faden durch diese Anzeigen. Mhh, „jung und erfahren“, diese Eigenschaften kennt ich nur aus dem Puff.
//Satiere aus

Mädels und Mobiltelefone


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Da mache ich „Couch Potato“ mal Nordic Walking und was erlebe ich? Ein junges Mädchen. Nun ja, nicht sehr spektakulär. Doch es fummelt nicht wie wild auf die Tasten eines Mobiltelefones rum, neudeutsch „simsen“. Nein, es hat noch nicht mal eines in der Hand.

Geschehen noch Zeichen und Wunder? Ich hoffe es sehr….

Markus

Unsere Verkäufer in einschlägigen Elektronik Fachgeschäften…


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Da benötigte ich auf die schnelle mal einen Print Server.
Nichts ahnend ging ich in ein einschlägiges Elektronik Geschäft.
Bevor man sich einen Wolf sucht, frag doch einen Verkäufer. So meine Denkweise, doch dies sollte nicht so sein.

Da standen 3 Verkäufer auf einen Haufen zusammen. Also schaute ich diese „sehnsüchtig“ an und tatsächlich, erbarmte sich einer mich zu fragen, was ich denn wolle. (So eine Frechheit, Kunde belästigt Verkäufer! – diese Schlagzeile prangt sicher morgen in der Boulevard Presse.)
Die knappe Antwort kam sofort: Ich benötige einen Print Server mit Parallel Anschluss.
Damit war erstmal eisernes Schweigen angesagt. Der erste wandte sich an den zweiten, der auch nicht wusste, was ich meinte. Dieser fragte dann den dritten, welcher dann wusste, was ich wollte. (Das erinnerte mich an meine Zeit bei der Bundeswehr.)

Schauen Sie ins Regal, war dann die Antwort.
Jetzt war ich schon kurz davor mir die Nase zu reiben und ähnliche Sprüche wie Dr. Cox von der TV Serie Scrubs los zu donnern, aber was soll es.

Mit einem Danke für den Kundenservice und pfüad gott verlies ich das Fachgeschäft.

Nun, ich denke man kann diesen Verkäufer keinen Vorwurf machen. Man kann halt nicht wissen, was alles im Regal hat. Man fällt es ja nur lediglich auf und bei dem Gehalt…

Da ist es wieder. Geiz ist Geil. Wer bezahlt die Zeche? Der Kunde.
Qualifiziertes Fachpersonal kostet gutes Geld aber irgendwie habe ich das Gefühl, das das niemand mehr (be-)zahlen will. Schade.

Btw: Ein 20 sekündiger Anruf bei meiner Distribution und schon konnte ich den Print Server abholen.